All right, Parrotheads, we assume you've already gotten your most affordable seat to see Jimmy Buffett at the KFC Yum! Center on March 3, but what about the rest of us? Do you leave any seats at all? The answer is NO. The venue is SOLD OUT, which means that if you want to see Buffett, you'll have to pay scalpers prices. Ouch. Good luck.

--Paul Moffett